I know I've not been around much, but I felt like this needed to be shared. Because handling a bad review is not easy, no matter who you are.
Recently, my favourite band, Fozzy, had a review written about one of their gigs on Metal Hammer. The reviewer said Fozzy's music is as "heavy as lettuce." - Prepare yourself for one of the most fantastic responses to a bad review you will ever see:
That's right, kids. THAT'S how you handle a bad review!